You look at it and lightly lick your lips, long and full with a perfect head! As you let it glide into your mouth, the taste brings a sigh as you relax into the action. As the smooth velvet texture slides down your throat, there is a sense of satisfaction that overwhelms you. The first […]Read More Slowly, Savour A Full Head – It’s Good For You!
I really love my Apple iPhone, iPad and iPad mini so thanks for these. However, I would like to draw your attention to a recent injury sustained due to the devices…Read More An Open Letter To Apple
Abandoned Places Scotland I was recently asked to take this post down as someone had purchased the property. I complied and took it down. I was not asked not to publish it again so here it is… Following up on our recent visit to Glen o’Dee Hospital, Banchory I decided that exploring abandoned places was actually […]Read More IN THE WOODS: Haddo House
Valentine’s Day 2018 It’s coming close to Valentine’s Day As well as producing the annual Top 10 Awkward Photos Of Couples In Love, I’ve also started flipping it and looking at some Awesome Photos Of Couples In Love. Take a look at the 2016 edition here and, see below for the 2017 edition and stay tuned for the 2018 […]Read More Valentine’s Day: The World’s Top 10 Awesome Photos Of Couples In Love
I never thought I’d be doing a post about hair… It’s perhaps more appropriate for a ” “beauty blogger” ” to do a post about hair but what the hell, let’s do this. I’m wouldn’t say I’m obsessed with my hair these days as I don’t have enough of it to get obsessed over but […]Read More I Am My Hair!
What’s the best way to end a conversation? Admit it, we’ve all had them. Someone wittering on about something that just isn’t interesting to us. Usually, we are polite but if you had the opportunity to end the conversation any way you liked – how would you end it? My personal favourite way to end […]Read More How Do You End A Conversation You Are Bored Of Having?
Christmas Is Over! That “warm fuzzy” feeling that Christmas gave us is now overtaken by the urge to set unrealistic and unachievable goals for the year ahead… We all succumb to these “good intentions” every single year. Some of us succeed and most of us will fail. Fact! Stop smoking, stop drinking, eat healthy, get […]Read More Who Says New Year’s Resolutions Can’t Be Fun?
Christmas 2017 Christmas is coming up so before I produce The World’s Top 10 Awkward Christmas Photos 2017 Edition click below for a reminder of the photos from 2016… Source: The World’s Top 10 Awkward Christmas Photos 2016 – The Naked Edition As it is Christmas make sure you get your Ugly Christmas Sweater in […]Read More The World’s Top 10 Awkward Christmas Photos 2016 – The Naked Edition
Christmas Has Arrived! It’s become a Steve McSteveface Christmas tradition that Greg puts up a nice, classy tree and I get tacky as fuck, go overboard, drink a few glasses of wine and make a video of my achievements. You can see previous efforts here but I think I even outdone myself this year. It started […]Read More Santa’s Coming For Us!
I’m NOT afraid of terrorists. Well obviously I’m a little afraid but when it comes to travelling on public transport there is one thing I am much more afraid of than a terrorist. Okay, so you might notice the odd nutter reading aloud from their” religious book of choice” while you are your simply going […]Read More Don’t Be Afraid Of Terrorists – Be Afraid Of This!
Every year on November 30th in Scotland it’s St Andrew’s Day and I’ve known this ever since I can remember. It’s taken me until now to stop and actually asked myself “who was this Andrew guy?” and I’ve shocked myself with the fact that I didn’t actually know… What’s more shocking is the fact that […]Read More It’s St Andrew’s Day In Scotland But Do I Even Know Who He Is?
Life Hacks are all over the internet these days – fact! You can’t go five minutes on Facebook or YouTube without a video popping up telling you that you’ve done some task wrong your whole life. Don’t get me wrong – I love them and one of my favourite guys that share these hacks is […]Read More Steve McSteveface’s Personal Life Hacks
Christmas Is Coming! It’s almost here again and I’ve devoted a whole page to “Posts Of Christmas Past” – you see what I did there? So, if you are feeling festive then open the door below or click here to step into Christmas with Steve McSteveface… There will be a lot more festive fun to […]Read More Step In To Christmas With Steve McSteveface!
Halloween 2017 Everyone has heard of The Blair Witch Project but what many people don’t realise is that something very similar happened in Scotland… The video speaks for itself. Don’t have nightmares! How are you planning to celebrate Halloween this year? Let me know in the comments below or tweet me @MrMcSteveface Do you have […]Read More HALLOWEEN 2017: The Ballater Bridge Project
Halloween 2017 Halloween is coming up so before I produce the 2017 list click below for a reminder of the photos from 2016… Source: The World’s Top 10 Awkward Halloween Photos 2016 | Steve Says… Do you have your Halloween costume yet? If not – check out some of the deals at Halloween Express! This post […]Read More The World’s Top 10 Awkward Halloween Photos 2016