Questions To Ask Yourself

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What questions do you ask yourself?

Here’s a few random questions that I often ask myself and have no answer…

Can you get a Snowbow?

If it’s sunny and raining then there’s a Rainbow so if it’s sunny and snowing shouldn’t we get a Snowbow?

Are aliens real?

Do aliens actually live inside the planets and they laugh at us humans living on the surface?

What’s bigger – space or the internet?

Who put the bomp (in the bomp, bomp, bomp)?

What’s the difference between a chicken and a hen?

If toast always lands butter side up and a cat always lands on its feet – what would happen if you strapped a slice of toast to a cat’s back?

Where do the missing socks go?

What’s the point in having silent letters in some words?

Where do all the extra Tupperware box lids come from?

Do sheep get bored?

Am I the only person that thinks OCD should be called “CDO”?

Why do I always almost pee my pants when I watch stuff like this…

And try and copy it by doing something like this…

Why is it only your ears and nose that don’t stop growing?

What is Goofy?

Why is belly button fluff always blue?

Why can I only wink with one eye?

Why do shirts come with so much god damn packaging?

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When did monkeys stop turning into humans?

Why do men have nipples?

Why can’t you hum when you hold your nose? Go on try!

Where do all the dead birds go?

The chocolate puzzle…wtf?

Do you know the answers? Do you have any of your own unanswered questions? Let me know – leave me a comment or tweet me @stevesays2014

Questions To Ponder Over

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33 thoughts on “Questions To Ask Yourself

  1. Do aliens actually live inside the planets and they laugh at us humans living on the surface?

    YES.

    If toast always lands butter side up and a cat always lands on its feet – what would happen if you strapped a slice of toast to a cat’s back?

    AN angry buttered cat.

    Where do the missing socks go?

    BLACK hole of Calcutta.

    Where do all the extra Tupperware box lids come from?

    I’M not sure you’re old enough to hear the answer – so I’ll spin the tale of the stork.

    Do sheep get bored?

    NEVER. (there in league with the aliens)

    Why is belly button fluff always blue?

    COSMIC laundry mishap.

    Why do men have nipples?

    NOW I know you definitely are not old enough for me to explain ….

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  2. Love that video of the woman – creepy but funny. There is always the problem that it always rains when you leave the umbrella at home, but when you take the umbrella it never rains. Or you have seen something you know you will need but when you actually need it you spend half a day pulling the house apart looking for it, you go out and buy it again, only to find it when you get home. Story of my life really

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