What makes you moan?
Here are is one of my moans…
It’s a fact of life that we all need to wash if we want to stay clean but it’s came to the point that I sometimes smell worse when I come out of the shower than I did when I got in and this needs to stop!
What do I mean by this?
We are in an age of too much choice and too many fancy new concoctions when it comes to toiletries.
A prime example would be an experience that happened to me recently when I took my morning shower. As I went for the shower gel, I noticed it was “Plum & Blackcurrant” and thought to myself that this wasn’t going to end well.
After applying the shower gel and since I brush my teeth in the shower too I then noticed that we were out of toothpaste and the only thing I could get my hand on was a novelty christmas gift…
I shit you not – I got out of the shower and didn’t know whether to go spread myself on a scone and eat me with afternoon tea or put my clothes on! I smelled of jam and cake – this is not good!
It made me think of some of the other “flavours” of shower gel I have been subjected to over the past few years…
Funfair – why I would want to smell like candy floss and diesel I do not know.
Chocolate & Mint – using this looked liked my arse had collapsed while I was in the shower.
Anything Menthol or Minty – makes me feel like I’m going to faint and is also not good for sensitive area!
Anything Apple/Pine – smells like I’m washing myself with toilet duck.
The same goes for toothpaste – why on earth would I want to have the taste of baking soda in my mouth? Once again – Steve is not a cake!
While we are at it it – an anti-perspirants main job is to stop me perspiring and should just have a slight hint of chemical smells – not Africa! Also – what the actual fuck is a “manwasher“?