I Usually Don’t Insult People But…21 People Were Asked: “What’s The Best Curse-Free Insult You Know?”

I love StumbleUpon and I come across lots of interesting articles by using it which I probably would never have found by myself. I usually don’t insult people (well, not out loud anyway) but when I came across this post I couldn’t help but laugh and try to think of some of my own “curse-free insults”…

Firstly,  this was my favourite from the full Reddit list…

“I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.”




Now for some of the ones I may have used in the past or would like to use in the future would be…

“What colour is the sky in your world?”

“You should save those stories up – tell them at parties”

“The 80s called – they don’t want to speak to you either”

“Was your mum sitting at the top of the stairs when you were born?”

…and possibly my favourite…

“Your lips are moving but all I’m hearing is blah, blah, blah…”


What about you? What’s your favourite insult without cursing? Share them with me in the comments below or tweet me @stevesays2014