I Used To Like Likes But Now I Think I’m Starting To Dislike Likes, Like…

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What makes you moan?

Here are a few of my moans…

Moan One

How can a word make you feel the exact opposite way of the meaning of that word? What do I mean by that? I am seriously starting to dislike the word “like”…

Firstly, Facebook have just rolled out an update to their “like” feature which allows you to not just “like” a post but you can also “love it” amongst a whole heap of other options. Thanks Facebook – you already kidnap a lot of my free time already but now I have to spend a few extra seconds deciding on the best option to use to say how I feel about a funny video of a cat!  Heaven forbid I pick the wrong one and upset the person doing the post! So, basically Facebook you can…

How long before there is a “Facebook Suicide” due to someone’s post getting too many sad faces when the writer thought it should have received all happy faces? You have been warned!

Moan Two

Secondly, I don’t know a lot of big words but I think I have a reasonably varied vocabulary…

I was very recently on a bus when a group of young girls from a very posh school got on board. Now, bearing in mind their parents are paying a fortune for their school fees it would be fair for one to assume they would be able to converse intelligently.

Wrong!

If I could count even half as well as they couldn’t speak (make sense?) then the number of times they used the word “like” would be in the hundreds.

“…and I was like…and she was like…and I was like…and like…”

Honestly, it went on and on with either every sentence ending in “like” or in most cases it was added once or twice during the sentence.

What’s the problem here? Are they short on words? Is “like” the new cool word on the block? Is it down to the “social media generation”?

I hold my hands up and say I’m guilty of slightly overusing the “like” word too but these girls overused it and then practically gave it it’s own seat on the bus!

It was, like, simply unbelievable, like!

I’m sure I also overuse other words too. I’ve noticed I’ve been saying “effectively” quite a lot recently but at least that makes me sound clever, right?

Moan Three

Finally, and also my most recent annoyance of the word, is the use of the “like” feature on WordPress. Don’t like out posts if you haven’t even read them! When a post has just been published and a “like” comes through 2 seconds later, well, unless you are a either a speed reader or a liar! I still, of course, like getting likes but a one word comment means more or even no likes but an extra view meaning at least you’ve read my post!

I know that it is possible to disable the like option and I am considering it, alternatively I might write to WordPress and ask them to replace my like button with this…

Let’s do a little social experiment here – if you have successfully reached the button of this post I ask you not to “like” it. Leave a comment by all means to show you are not a “like liar” but let’s see how many undeserved likes this post actually gets!

What about you? Are there any words that annoy you or do you think you overuse a particular word? Let me know in the comments below or tweet me @SteveSays2014