A Stephellaneous Vocabulary (AKA Stephanie Makes Up Filthy Cursewords for Funsies)

I had to reblog this after reading it last night. I’ve pretty much only just stopped laughing…I do actually have a draft post very, very similar to this too which I will share in the future too – enjoy and thanks Steph!

One of my favorite literary devices is portmanteau – you know, blending two or more words together to make a brand new word. I love ’em. Especially filthy ones. Filthmanteu. Cursemanteau. Oh yeah. This is gonna be good delightfully inappropriate. (By “inappropriate,” I mean “awesome.” And by “awesome,” I mean “don’t say any of this shit in front of a nun.”)

The crux of it is that I like to make up words. And I especially like to make up swearwords. So gather round, Peopleaneous. It’s time for a vocab lesson. I think we should call it:

STEPHONICS

Let’s take these tasty little morsels in alphabetical order, shall we? (They’re definitely not gonna be tasty. And some of them will be downright nasty.)

advisory Look, y’all! It’s my new forehead tattoo!

Assknuckle – an idiot. (Not to be confused with “assknuckler.” That’s something entirely different, dear ones.)

That assknuckle spilled coffee…

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