What makes you moan?
Here are a few of my moans…
The subject line of an email – when is it appropriate to write the entire message in the subject line? Absolutely f***ing never. Erm, hello mr Instant Messenger?
Do I want to read an email if there a words spelled wrong in the subject field? Hell no!
Blank subject line = I’m a lazy b*****d and have nothing interesting to say!
The word URGENT in the subject. Erm, there’s a button for that (but use it wisely, it p***** me right off)
Apparently the weather today is quite bad. I realised this because I have windows in my house and I also occasionally go to that place, oh what’s it called again? Out-f***ing-side! However, thanks to everyone for making sure I knew by clogging up my Facebook and drowning my “elevator ears”. Seriously, I know it’s windy outside and that’s why I’m using the elevator mirror to flatten down my Albert Einstein hair, you don’t need to tell me – oot!
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