Cheesy Jokes – Literally

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What are the most cheesy jokes ever?

Following on from my most favourite jokes I’d like to share some more cheesy jokes…

Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
A: All that was left was de brie.

Q: What do you call cheese that is sad?
A: Blue cheese.

Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say cheese!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho Cheese!

Q: Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses?
A: R’n’Brie

Q: When should you go on a cheese diet?
A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds

Q: What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater?
A: “That’s the most violent book I’ve ever read.”

Q: Which is the most religious cheese?
A: Swiss, because it is holy.

Q: Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics?
A: It fell at the final curdle

Q: Whom did the cheesy Bible start with?
A: Edam and Eve.

Q: What hotel do mice stay in?
A: The Stilton

Q: What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card?
A: Go on a shopping brie.

Q: What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
A: Moatzeralla

Q: What cheese should you use to hide a horse?
A: Mascarpone.

Q: What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution?
A: Caerphilly

Q: What is a lions favourite cheese?
A: Roar-quefort

Q: Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus?
A: Because he couldn’t get his stilton.

Q: What cheese do beavers like?
A: eDam

Q: Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?
A: Paris Stilton.

Q: What do you call an oriental cheese?
A: Parm-asian

Q: What’s the most popular American cheese sitcom?
A: Curd Your Enthusiasm

Q: Why does cheese look sane?
A: Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.

Q: What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades?
A: I’ve felt grater.

Q: Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain?
A: Camembert (Come On Bear)

Q: What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ?
A: Halloumi (Hello me)

Q: Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday?
A: Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)

Q: What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face?
A: Too close for comfort food.

Do you know any more? What’s your favourite joke? Let me know in the comments below or tweet me @SteveSays2014