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What are the most cheesy jokes ever? Following on from my
most favourite jokes I’d like to share some more cheesy jokes… Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
A: All that was left was de brie. Q: What do you call cheese that is sad?
A: Blue cheese. Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say cheese! Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho Cheese! Q: Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses?
A: R’n’Brie Q: When should you go on a cheese diet?
A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds Q: What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater?
A: “That’s the most violent book I’ve ever read.” Q: Which is the most religious cheese?
A: Swiss, because it is holy. Q: Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics?
A: It fell at the final curdle Q: Whom did the cheesy Bible start with?
A: Edam and Eve. Q: What hotel do mice stay in?
A: The Stilton Q: What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card?
A: Go on a shopping brie. Q: What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
A: Moatzeralla Q: What cheese should you use to hide a horse?
A: Mascarpone. Q: What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution?
A: Caerphilly Q: What is a lions favourite cheese?
A: Roar-quefort Q: Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus?
A: Because he couldn’t get his stilton. Q: What cheese do beavers like?
A: eDam Q: Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?
A: Paris Stilton. Q: What do you call an oriental cheese?
A: Parm-asian Q: What’s the most popular American cheese sitcom?
A: Curd Your Enthusiasm Q: Why does cheese look sane?
A: Because everyone else on the plate is crackers. Q: What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades?
A: I’ve felt grater. Q: Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain?
A: Camembert (Come On Bear) Q: What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ?
A: Halloumi (Hello me) Q: Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday?
A: Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus) Q: What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face?
A: Too close for comfort food. Do you know any more? What’s your favourite joke? Let me know in the comments below or tweet me @SteveSays2014