I Can Never Remember Jokes But Here Are The Ones That I Can


Favourite jokes

When it comes to telling jokes I can either never remember them or get them wrong. However, there are a few which I can always rely on…

I don’t like long, complicated jokes – I much prefer the snappy one liners so here are a few of my “old faithful”…

“What’s brown and sticky? A stick”

“What do you call a fish with no eye? A Fsh”

“What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese!”

“What do you call a man with a crisp bag on his head? Russell”

“What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff”

“What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack”

“What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug”

“What do you call a man who used to have a spade in his head? Douglas”

“Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrr”

And my all time favourite which I love because it makes no sense whatsoever…

“Why does Noddy wear a hat with a bell on it? Because he is a c**t!”

Share your favourite joke with me…leave it in a comment or tweet me @stevesays2014