Cheryl Fernandez-Versini Or Sheryl Crow – Who Would Win In A Fight..?

In one corner we have ex Girls Aloud and X Factor Judge, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini and in the other corner we have multi Grammy award-winning singer/songwriter Sheryl Crow. Who is best, well as Harry Hill once said, there’s only one way to find out…FIGHT!

Both ladies have had their fair share of fighting in their lives. Sheryl has battled breast cancer and came out stronger…


while Cheryl battled with a toilet attendant and came out with 120 hours of community service….


Score after round one: Sheryl 1 Cheryl 0


Cheryl was famously cheated on by her husband Ashley Cole while Sheryl was once engaged to the famous sports cheat Lance Armstrong. Sheryl perhaps could have been aware of Lance’s cheating but I’m pretty sure Cheryl wasn’t aware of Ashley’s sexploits.

Sheryl wrote the ballad “Wildflower” for Lance…

Cheryl released “Fight For This Love” while her marriage to Ashley was on the rocks…

Score after round two: Sheryl 1 Cheryl 1

ROUND THREE: Singles & Albums

Sheryl has had 3 Number One songs in her home country while Cheryl has had 4.

Cheryl has had four studio albums while Sheryl has had eight.

Sheryl has had global success whereas Cheryl was sacked from the US version of the X Factor because no one could understand her.

One of my favourite Cheryl songs…

One of my favourite Sheryl songs…

Score after round three: Sheryl 2 Cheryl 1

ROUND FOUR: Muppet Confrontations

When Sheryl is faced with annoying Muppets she just chooses to sing with them…

When Cheryl is faced with annoying Muppets she chooses to kill them and wear them

Score after round four: Sheryl 2 Cheryl 2


It always comes down to money in the end. Who is richest? Is it the former member of one of the worlds’s biggest girl bands and “nations sweetheart” or is it the global über talented musician? Sheryl is worth $40m while Cheryl is “only” worth $30m.

FINAL SCORE : Sheryl 3 Cheryl 2

Congratulations Sheryl and unlucky Cheryl.

It was a great battle and I wish both ladies many more successful and happy years ahead.

3 thoughts on “Cheryl Fernandez-Versini Or Sheryl Crow – Who Would Win In A Fight..?

  1. Sorry this isn’t me answering the question BUT – I happened to catch X factor on TV at the weekend when I accidentally sat on my remote and it turned to ITV1 at 8pm – anyway. Cheryl Fernandez V*muffle*linguini – WTF? I clearly missed the headlines when she got married – whatever happened to “I’m keeping Cole as this is the new me” blah blah blah. Whirlwind romance much?

    Well the embarrassment when she will inadvertently have to change it back – or maybe she’ll keep the linguine surname for a few years… Hopefully she’ll save herself the tatts as she has nowhere left to ink.

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