Sorry , My Wallet’s In My Other Set Of Feathers…

The seagulls in Aberdeen are huge. If you can imagine a small dog with wings and a 4 inch beak then that’s them…

If humans cause litter in Aberdeen then they get a fine of £50 but seagulls are also a big contribution to litter. Since we can’t fine them can’t we just clip their wings and confine them to one city, possibly Dundee? Dundee is a s*** hole anyway so the people there wouldn’t really notice much difference!

Unfortunately, I’ve experienced being swooped at by one of these monsters and it’s beak was inches from my face. I then ran up the street in a flap warning the other people “watch out for the birds!”. I must have looked like a lunatic.

I’m not sure if being swooped on is as bad as being pooped on though – their s*** is in proportion with their massive body size! I’ve witnessed numerous people getting dumped on and they end up looking like the creature from the black lagoon!

Bring it on...

Bring it on…

This photo was taken using an iPhone 5 and is part of the Phoneography Challenge hosted by http://lensandpensbysally.wordpress.com with the theme Nature.

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