The seagulls in Aberdeen are huge. If you can imagine a small dog with wings and a 4 inch beak then that’s them…
If humans cause litter in Aberdeen then they get a fine of £50 but seagulls are also a big contribution to litter. Since we can’t fine them can’t we just clip their wings and confine them to one city, possibly Dundee? Dundee is a s*** hole anyway so the people there wouldn’t really notice much difference!
Unfortunately, I’ve experienced being swooped at by one of these monsters and it’s beak was inches from my face. I then ran up the street in a flap warning the other people “watch out for the birds!”. I must have looked like a lunatic.
I’m not sure if being swooped on is as bad as being pooped on though – their s*** is in proportion with their massive body size! I’ve witnessed numerous people getting dumped on and they end up looking like the creature from the black lagoon!
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